How much is the doc?
Would you like to buy a duck?
I had a pet duck. Rubber ducks?
I love rubber ducks.
Why do you keep saying rubber ducks?
It's not a sample. It's not a specimen.
It's the huge thing that looks fancy, like really, it's where you put 
cigarettes.

I don't know where Jesus is. I hope he's alive. Well, let me tell you 
Kate.

There are two of them here. One of them is not me. Is the other one you?

It's room temperature ass.

Who is this? He left? We lost our sauce. The sauce remains even after the 
meat is gone. 

Am I bleeding? You just spit on me that does'nt help. 

THere's a Michael on me. 

You're supposed tobe a computer nerd... you're not.

I'm learning M programming right now. Half of you probably never heard of 
it.

Sleepinberg. 

Mumumeneh

I own it.


Little character alligator marquee. GIVE IT A MARQUEE.

It's not strict xhtml!

Why are you keep hitting shift?!?!

Why does it keep touching W when you keep hitting shift.

 We Will we will RoCLk YOu

Another thing without leverage. 

I'm free? I'm right? And you guys are still sober to drive?

All of the girls are from myspace.


Mulliple girls. Myspace is text messaging. It's the same thing.

Call me back when you're not asian.

Is something exciting going to help? err... help?

Is there any more kebbobs?

I'm going to get my own cheesburger!

Uhhh 1912. Man. Asprin. Cure of many things Aspriny. Any 
questions?

Maybe you should type some of that up.

Completely sober to drink. 

You guys. You gusy. Where's the cheeseburgers. It sounds like 
cheeseburgers out here.

This is my mother bun and this is my father bun.

Guys, use your buns. My back hurts again.

Why do you want me to go away? Because you made my arm feel weird. 

Oh would you like a mac? It'll work on THIS computer.


I'll clear this buffer. I'll show you a buffer. I'm using huffman 
encryption; it's such a slow way to do this.


Did you see the movie she's in? Uhhh which ones?

You still don't have the sex tape. My friend did. Which one?!?

Why did I say why are you laughing? Oh I was having a burger.

Sausageses. Buckets.

What's a fractal? Keep asking that but softer and softer each time.

Did you just say that? Put that on the thing too.

Internet OS ii.

Take a triangle, okay invert waaait leave it where it is.

Timothy Fitz MONEY SIGN

Oh shit that cat is floating in the air. Air three?

Is that words? Make some words at her. 

I want to play xbox live so I can play somebody else in poker. 

Quissartz Hadarach. That's not a Q. Kwisatz.

I tried to used soda once. That didn't work. How did that work?

Miniature Golf putt putt Goofy golf. 

My dad used to take me putt putt.

Oh god capitalization!

Effin.

FM? Say whaaat. Two peck?!?


Eyes closed, mouth open. No! This is how I get stuff in my mouth.

His dad is ten years younger than him... nope.

He's just going to skip over it.

I don't know what it is but I know it's definitely not bonar.

Is that you or the birds? He is the birds.

I harvested this screenful of craps:
"""
am i kickin you with my penis? tim

just close the lid -- it's the mac's achilles heel. mike

touchable screen interface
"""

Who wants a buck?

I wish McDonalds would deliver. And take checks. 

I went through morning and breakfast.

You're gonna be like the best old lady someday.

You know, I like bird rooney just as much as I liked regular rooney.

I'm sorry I poked you in the foot with my fork.

Tired of the time.

That's the sound of giving head. Kate, you're doing it wrong.

Pixsburgh?

Birds = not drunk.

Are you guys walking to McDonalds? I'll follow you in my car.

That's not sexual.

Squish Rooney see if he's still moving.

Remember when the drugs controlled us? I control the drugs. Somebodies 
gone and got themselves fucked up.

You could both go up there and join grue. That would be totally 
gruesome.

Apparently Adam is hugeing.

This is my dad, mike, and my grandfather, mike.